National Gay and Lesbian Journalists Association https://illinoisfamilyaction.org Mon, 23 Apr 2018 12:54:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://illinoisfamilyaction.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/cropped-download-32x32.jpg National Gay and Lesbian Journalists Association https://illinoisfamilyaction.org 32 32 76203252 Return of the Feckless Chick-Fil-A-Phobes https://illinoisfamilyaction.org/2018/04/return-of-the-feckless-chick-fil-a-phobes/ Mon, 23 Apr 2018 12:50:31 +0000 https://staging.illinoisfamilyaction.org/?p=8974 Written by Michelle Malkin

Move over, Trump Derangement Syndrome. Another unhinged liberal pathology is back:

Chick-fil-A-phobia.

Perhaps, in the interest of public health, the CDC should launch a weekly C-F-A-P surveillance report to map the recurrence of this culturally infectious disease. Early-onset symptoms include fear of pressure-cooked poultry, allergic reaction to waffle potato fries and an irrational hatred of cow costumes. Anti-Christian prejudice and coastal elitism are common comorbidities associated with this debilitating progressive condition.

Ground zero for the latest outbreak?… Continue Reading

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